I should have known I wouldn't get rid of this thing.

...I feel like celebrating. Anyone know of a good bar?

[ End of Resident Evil 5 canon. Spoilers in comments. Proper posts coming soon, he is not serious here, but he will celebrate with friends. This is just him being a jerk. He misses him, really. ]

Leaving for West Africa; Ricardo Irving is wanted for questioning. I will be right back.

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[Some heavy breathing]

I don't understand. Why don't they believe me?

[Pause]

I don't know who they are, anymore then I know who I am.

[Silence from our speaker and little tiny voices begin to rise in song behind him]

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Hey, guys. First time requesting one of these, but I require the assistance from someone with the ability to world-hop.

I've been curious about this.

What are your governments like? Do you have hereditary rulers, elected ones, or something else? Do you have a strong legal code? Are your leaders held accountable to the law, and if so, how? How does your government deal with other governments? Through war, diplomacy, espionage, or a mixture of those?

I've got time

Heh, so. I was just surfing the web and I came across this, uh, video. They're making a movie of you guys? Real convincing, I'm sure. Shit's the stupidest I've seen in a while.

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